Laws and Sausages

American's To Blame for Tsunami

The Australian laughs with us in regards to charges the Godlike power of America has not  reached the magnitude of weather control (well, some environmentalist seem to think my SUV might have something to do with it).

And in a little reported story (ZERO Google News) Kofi Annan address questions as to why he spent this past week --you know the week  after one of the greatest disasters in history-- skiing in Jackson Hole when he was supposed to be handling this epic crisis.  I believe this is the answer to all the assclowns who asked why the US, Australia and Japan were teaming up to develop their own aide package for these poor souls instead of going through the UN. 

Btw, this is the last post for the year.  Happy New Year to you and yours and try and give a bit if you can to the disaster victims if you can.  Amazon has raised $9.5mm already --its a great and easy way to help out and perhaps it will makes some of these papers get the story right.

Dem's Battle for the Hearts and Minds of Joe Sixpacks Everywhere-- And Turn to a Berkeley Professor of Liguistics to Show Them the Way

The NY Sun reports on the Dem's turning to a Berkeley linguistic professor to hone their message and regain the moderate and Conservative voters they lost. Prof. Lakoff a self-described "metaphor analyst" is best remembered for his interpretation of 9/11 when he noted "Towers are symbols of phallic power...and their collapse reinforces the idea of loss of power."

Karl Rove must of laughed so hard upon reading this that he dropped his TrapperKepper full of world domination plans all over the DC Metro platform. You have to wonder, is there anyone at the DNC with  even the most remote of clues that they need ideas, leaders, and to work with business  not against it to regain power?  This moronic use of a linguist will literally be the example that future editions of Encyclopedias will use when describing the phase "putting lipstick on a pig."

You Wouldn't Know It From Most Newspapers, but the Markets Are Racing and Stuff is Flying Off The Shelves at a Record Pace

Larry Kudlow translates a veritable "DaVinci's Code" of  mysterious news coverage that ignores or distorts the roaring economic recovery that is underway, and we likely have the "evil" Bush tax cuts to  thank  (or perhaps "blame" considering the way most outlets are covering this). Larry's knock out blow:

Believe it or not, liberal editorialists now argue for the need to slow down the economy. Prosperity is bad, you see. Americans borrow, consume, and thrive too much in this latest Alice-in-Wonderland media conflagration that turns positives into negatives.

Gibberish. Nothing more than another big-media campaign to raise taxes.

Its Not Even in the Top 3 Greatest Post Headlines, But its Still Not Too Bad

"Hookers Relish Wieners" doesn't stand a chance against headlines such as "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar" or even "Fairy Godfather " (used to describe a bi-sexual mob boss), but damn if it isn't good.

Fresh Off Their Success in Somalia, Bosnia, etc

Hell make sure to add Iraq's  killing fields, the list goes on....the cafe crowd's worship of the UN knows no bounds.  Its one thing to  think the UN should be the coordinating body, its another to think they'd be better at it.

Weirdo Vegetarian Doctors Dont Find Bud Commercials Funny

Neither do I.  Those referee's stealing the beer and throwing the flags on dorks advertisements suck.  But unlike the Center of Science for the Public Interest (CSPI) I just yell and threaten Anheuser-Busch  while drunkenly watching ESPN --I don't send out press releases and threatening notes. Basically the self described consumer watchdog group is angry that the (non) comical refs in the commercials  pretend to steal beer and they lie to police.  They feel these spots depict "lawlessness." So they sent formal complaints to federal regulators and the Beer Institute. 

For some reason CSPI has no problem with their own lies and distortions to the American public.  They have attacked everything from soda pop to GMO's to the health benefits of wine.  Anything to promote their tasteless, lifeless, vegetarian agenda. And don't think they are happy about you eating fruits and vegetables either--those have  all kinds of weird chemicals and pesticides on them.  As the Center for Consumer Freedom noted, CSPI is "heavily reliant on junk science --(and) are equally susceptible to conflict of interest charges...CSPI accepted over $100,000 from the Park Foundation to work on its food additives project ....(and) the (neo-prohibitionist) Robert Wood Johnson Foundation gave CSPI's campaign against social drinkers $749,999." 

Remember when your mom told you not to accept candy from strangers?  Think about that when some really sickly looking doctors and scientists offer you free health advice.

Let’s Do the Time Warp Agaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnn

Barrone nails it "for some large portion of Democratic voters, it will forever be 1968" (and no that isn't a picture of him..at least I don't think it is). Intellectually bankrupt and blinded by the madness of their fantasy visions of the 60's --free love, fighting the man and all that -- the Dem;s aren't going anywhere as a party until they realize their youth has left them and that nearly 40 years have passed since Jimi Hendrix cut an album.

Possibly LBJ's Biggest Mistake

No I don't mean adding additional troops to JFK's Vietnam War, I mean appointing Ramsey Clark AG --and we live with that mistake to this day as the American hating leftist scumbag signs up as Saddam Hussein's lawyer. 

Drowning in End of the Year Lists

I can't stand these these year end best of lists. A bunch of arthouse films no one but some fat-assed movie critic who gets short on breathe walking to the popcorn stand has seen. Music list either written by someone with the tastes of a 10 year old girl or worst, the fat assed movie critics  uglier and fatter brother. But I found a list from Bob From Accounting that is worth a read --The 2004 Ethnic Cleansing List. Njoy!

Assclown of the Week Nominee: Robert Johnson, Bronx District Attorney

I don't think I have done this since I was a dumbass Marx and Sartre spouting college freshman with hair down to the middle of my back and an all black wardrobe, but I am going to side with the ACLU on something and that is the utter misuse of terrorist laws against common street thugs and run-of-the-mill criminals.

The Bronx DA Robert Johnson --clearly out to make a name for himself --is using New York State's anti-terrorism law to prosecute one Edgar Morales, a member of the St. James Boys Gang.  The DA clearly admits this was not the intent or purpose of the law --nor why  most legislators voted for it.  But while standing in the mythical shadows of the fallen Twin Towers in New York, he figures "what the Hell, I get to throw on another charge against some Mexican kid no one wants to see on the streets ever again."  His decision is  outlandish, legally reprehensible, and is disrespectful to the memories of the victims of 9/11, disrespectful to civil liberties, and disrespectful to common sense. He out to be ashamed of himself , and for this is gets a nomination for "Assclown of the Week."